Remember that I was on a juce fast that had devolved into almost a water fast at the time of the odd excrement.

For the prior 3-4 days, my only excrement was the plug from the psyllium (which is very characteristic… it is about 2″ by 3″ on exit and a very specific consistency) and some random fruit or vegetable fiber which was so undigested that I could easily identify the source substance. Carrot being the most recognizable.

Since I hadn’t eaten anything solid in over four days, I was first astounded by the volume of matter expelled. It was certainly not the husks. This was a very solid, very well structured sausage casing like material.

Take a look at the pictures on DrNatura.com. How could those masses be explained away as any kind of fiber? The subjects those masses were expelled from often pick them up with a stick and allow them to hang while taking the pictures. No normal excrement that I have ever had has that structural integrity. You simply can’t pick up an excrement that is four foot long with a stick and have it stay connected (not to mention even having a four foot long excrement).

If psyllium fiber is the base material of that excrement, then it first stuck and stayed to the linings of my intestine over the first four weeks and then finally expelled itself. During that time, it somehow trapped animal material and made it a part of the structure. I say that because the smell was that of a rotting carcass. I live in the country and many deer, elk and other mammal carcasses are often found along side the road from being hit by a car. I recognize the smell. It was possibly the smelliest poo I have ever passed.

BTW, the amount of psyllium used in the program does not cause any “strapping to a toilet.” I think the morning regimen is about 2 grams of psyllium… hardly enough to even notice except when you are on a fast or something and see the plug exit.

As for “flying saucer” science, you forget that I worked with flying saucers during my career. I worked on the SR-71, the B2 and the F117 during my career along with some true flying saucers that still don’t have production names. We enjoyed being able to test fly aircraft and having their reports ignored and discounted as “flying saucer” reports.

-James D. Brausch

I am also compelled to do this program but have been warned by my family (what do they know ?) That is is not safe!

I got my two kits off ebay from “blessedherbs.com” They recommend a 5 day liquid only fast for best results which is why I have been putting it off.

Good to hear it did not kill you anyway. At least now I know one person who has been a guinea pig for colonic cleansing.

Well done and congratulations. Hilarious post, too.

Have you ever had psyllium on a regular basis? Psyllium alone does NOT by any stretch of the imagination turn stools into the disgusting, vile goop that appears in colon cleanse photos. Can you explain the worms that people have seen, or is that flying saucer science too?

Psyllium bulks out the stool. During a liver detox, I was having a fair amount of the stuff, and I can tell you now, my ‘motions’ did not look like that!

I think fasting is probably the most important step. Each day, people over-eat, meat-eaters struggle to digest a lot of their food (hence why more and more people are recognising that humans are healthiest on herbivore diets), people consume large amounts of bread, which is stocked with fat and preservatives to stop it from decaying. It’s no wonder our guts are so congested and that people suffer from IBS and bloated stomachs!

I will say that the colon cleanse programs are very expensive. People should consider reading up on how to do their own, and perhaps trying eating raw vegan foods and juicing- as opposed to spending lots of money on these things.

Besides the colors! One was white as chalk and had a clear imprint of the insides of my intestine on it… Chalk!

Critters? Some things I have simply not been able to identify but if you’re interested go read some testimonials, they are true. I’ll be doing this on a yearly basis for the rest of my life.

My boyfriend already ordered it and is a complete skeptic. If he is convinced, we’re going to buy it for our parents, too.

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I can tell you though that I had a constipation problem–2 to 9 days at a time of zero bowel activity–prior to the Colonix cleanse, and after the cleanse it’s completely gone. I’ve not used the products at all for 3 months and I’m still completely regular.

This product does what it says. Don’t worry about the cost. The results are worth every penny.

I saw a link (I don’t remember where now) where some guy sent the casing thing he expelled to be analyzed. It came back that it was made up from the fiber, but there was other stuff stuck to it as well, including parasites. Then there was someone who did the cleanse for several months who had the casings less and less as their bowel became clean. I figure if it does line your bowel for a while, it is probably trapping all the yucky stuff and dead parasites, and helping it move out.

My experience is that the movements are compacted together. As you poke and prode them (I know this sounds gross)they begin to unravel. I couldn’t believe it myself and they are the strangest looking things. I just have to say that I have been on the program for 2 months and feel incredible. I have more energy and have lost 15lbs

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http://cleansetolive.blogspot.com/